Anagram

The following are anagram's from ANAGRAM GENIUS (I found the link on Aral's blog):

My full name: Yuck! A narrative thick.
Yuck! A narrative thick: A chunky trivia racket.
Goa'uld: Dual go
Tok'ra: OK rat (:D)
Tom Marvolo Riddle: Immortal, odd lover.
I am Lord Voldemort: Loved trim malodor.

Stargate Convention

Boy, the Stargate Convention on Sunday was a BLAST! It was so cool seeing the actors in person! They were all WONDERFUL speakers, especially Gary Jones, who kept me laughing the whole time! I did take a lot of pictures, but I have been too lazy to upload them. It was cool getting there signatures and all. I wish I had asked Michael Shanks a better question though...I'm not good making them up at the spot. I wish the whole SG-1 was there...that would have been awesome...well, I should be happy for who I did meet!

But I have to admit; some of the people there were creepy! I mean...I can't possibly comprehend how the actors feel after listening to and answering such bizarre people...! I feel normal, now...:(

Genie in a Bottle

I got this little story from a friend of mine...I think it's pretty funny...


A woman was walking along a deserted beach one day when she saw an old bottle. She picked it up and while she was rubbing the sand off, smoke arose from it and a genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.

The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?"

The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along with my family. Doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for... a good man."

The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the stupid map.”