Stargate meets the light bulb…and Tok’ra holes

Note: When it says invented by it's refering to the answer.

How many Tok’ras does it take to screw on a light bulb?
None; the light would give away their current position.

[Invented by Goa’uld (Tak)]

How many SG-1 personnel does it take to screw on a light bulb?
All 4; Jack would not understand how, so he would ask Carter. Carter would explain to him the technical aspect of the light bulb, and then Jack would ask Daniel. Daniel would explain the philosophy of the light bulb, and then Jack would ask Teal’c. Teal’c would fire at the light bulb with a staff weapon and say, “Look. Fire creates a better light.”

[Invented by Goa’uld (Tak)]

(I think the history of the light bulb would work better for Daniel, but bookworm suggests I keep it the way it is; also, there are many ways to tell this joke…believe me…I KNOW…)

How many Asgards does it take to screw on a light bulb?
None; they would consider it beneath them.

[Invented by a Jaffa (also known as father)]

How many Nox would it take to screw on a light bulb?
None; The light bulb may be considered a weapon.

[Invented by bookworm]


Oh no! It’s Tok’ra hole!

[Tok’ra hole is totally (c) of Goa’uld (Tak)]

(Yeah, yeah...I know...it's not a light bulb joke. I was just notifying you that I invented Tok'ra hole.)